The Society of Brilliant Adolescents

BON ODORI

2009-07-17T05:29:00.000-07:00

The annual BON ODORI family gathering/celebration/w00tsville/whatever!!!!!
Date: 18 July 2009
Time: afternoon-night (yeah lol)
Venue: Esplanade

Your Capo di Tutti Fruitti will be back to give the rest of the family a briefing on the status of my recon mission in the godforsaken land of Nilai.

Yeah.

Also, there will be ANOTHER gathering (yeah we like to gather) on the 19th. At Gurney. To watch Harry Potter. Lunchtime. I still have no idea what has this to do with the mafia, ask the Capo di Capi re.

Holy crap I post soo last minute fffft.

EAT YOUR FRUITS OR THE CURSE OF SCURVY WILL BE UPON YOUUUU.

:D

SOBA Family Meeting!

2009-07-04T21:28:00.000-07:00

Members of The Society of Brilliant Adolescents (SOBA):

There will be a family meeting organised by Consigliere/Rei(li yun) on 8th July 2009.

Guests: All SOBA members and friends
Time: 5pm or 6pm till 10pm (to be confirmed)
Venue : My house
Food : BBQ and other stuff
Stuff to do:
i) Meeting about important stuff while bbq-ing.
ii) Take photos
iii) Bla bla bla

Dress code: SHORTS! (since it's a bbq, it's going to be HOT!)

Members can choose to come any time after 5pm as I reach home at around 4pm.

Call me to get more information about this meeting. :D

Mascot.

2009-06-28T03:56:00.000-07:00

Members,

As all of you are aware of, I have gone down to Singapore for a recon mission and have recently gathered sufficient evidence for our family. Hence, I have had some spare time, and thus, have been searching for a mascot for us.

I am aware of the fact that selecting a mascot for us was not an easy task. There were several pets that I considered:

Alas none were badass enough. There were also some pets that I immediately rejected:

Nevertheless, I was finally able to select a pet that was sufficiently badass for a badass family like ours. In fact, it was so badass, I had to keep it in its cage.

Nevertheless, it has now been trained, and we, the SOBA family, now have a mascot. Meet...

Sobear!

(Geddit? Soba... Sobear... Yeah.)

It was born on the 28th of June, 2009 and is 38 centimetres tall and 244 grams light. Its birth certificate states that it belongs to be, however I had to use my fake name as a ruse so that we could smuggle something as badass as it back home.

Beware of its badass jacket, it might set you on fire.

FAMIGLIA MEETING and other stuffs

2009-06-14T22:20:00.000-07:00

Greetings fellow members of our beloved gangsta family ;D

The Lovely Rai and I will be returning from Oceania Headquarters and the North American Headquarters in a couple of weeks for an important family gathering. As you all know, Ethie the Great will be leaving for Europe Headquarters quite soon to serve as the Branch Chief and both Rai and I will be returning to our respective bases. Therefore we must meet to share and discuss important events that have occurred in the past six months for future reference.

This is also known as the:

MAKAN MAKAN PENANG TRIP

Date: Unknown

Time: All Day ;D

Venue: PENANG, and everything that is edible in it.

SO HOW SO HOW?????? This is like, the highlight of coming home, man.....

And I would like to propose a FAMILY MEETING

FAMILY MEETING

Date: Unknown

Time: As long as it takes

Venue: ~~Rei's house~~ I mean, I don't know yet XD

Dress Code: WHITE top & BLACK pants/skirt/whatever... preferably ;D (if you choose to defy the boss's words and wear a rainbow hat or something, then.... nothing will happen anyway XD)

THE OFFICIAL FAMILY PHOTO WILL BE TAKEN DURING THE FAMILY MEETING because for fun lah...

That is all

Be Good

Eat all your veg

Don't talk to strangers

Your beloved Boss

PS I HAVE AN ENGLISH PAPER TO SIT FOR AKJGJSABSYATV *shoots self*

*edit I HAS SAT FOR MY ENGLISH PAPER KAJAYBDVATSY *shoots self again*

HELLOOOO.

2009-06-09T08:59:00.000-07:00

Alor, salut, guten morgen and WELCOME TO FRANCE.

I mean.

Greetings from your very holy and wondrous Capo di Capi Re :D

Anywayyy. I am blogging now to tell you of a social experiment I conducted on various factions of our mafia family and several outsiders. Basically, what I did was send an SMS saying "WHO'RE YOU GONNA CALL? GHOSTBUSTERS!" to various people...

And here are the results!

Rei Jun: "Lol... There ain't no ghosts?"

Ruri: "WHUT LOL."

Alex Fung: "Err no I was gonna call my mum about dinner... No idea about ghostbusters though"

Xienny: (50 years later) "Hey sorry! Was at qbay. tkwd event >.<"

My wife: "That was random. U weirdo!"

Hannah: (yet to reply, watch this space)

But the best reply award goes to Natassha. Here be the SMS war:

Natassha: "Wrong again. You call the local bomoh to rape the ghost."
Me: "What if it's consensual?"
Natassha: "What if it's not?"
Me: "The pants monster will rise."
Natassha: "WHICH PART."

DUM DUM DUMMMM

MUCHO LOVEEEE

SOBA UNITE!

2009-05-30T09:39:00.000-07:00

Hello world!

This is the Boss speaking. Welcome to our currently empty blog. I don't know if we will ever bother to update, but this blog is for the members of SOBA to REUNITE and combine our magical noodle powers and take over the noodle making society and discuss random craptastic thoughts that come to our head :3

Now introducing the CURRENT MEMBERS OF SOBA!!!

The wonderful family tree:

Capofamiglia: Talia Chejin

Capo di Capi re: Morrigan Ethereally

Consigliere: Rei Jun Langley

Sotto Capo: Xienny Devon-Wayne

Caporegime: Rai Kineko Hayashi, Susan Escaye, Hannah Law

Soldato: Ruri Reona Dawn ~~who is actually the sacrificial slave~~

Well, thats it for now :3

Be good everyone! =D