Mascot.

Members,

As all of you are aware of, I have gone down to Singapore for a recon mission and have recently gathered sufficient evidence for our family. Hence, I have had some spare time, and thus, have been searching for a mascot for us.

I am aware of the fact that selecting a mascot for us was not an easy task. There were several pets that I considered:





Alas none were badass enough. There were also some pets that I immediately rejected:



Nevertheless, I was finally able to select a pet that was sufficiently badass for a badass family like ours. In fact, it was so badass, I had to keep it in its cage.

Nevertheless, it has now been trained, and we, the SOBA family, now have a mascot. Meet...

Sobear!

(Geddit? Soba... Sobear... Yeah.)

It was born on the 28th of June, 2009 and is 38 centimetres tall and 244 grams light. Its birth certificate states that it belongs to be, however I had to use my fake name as a ruse so that we could smuggle something as badass as it back home.

Beware of its badass jacket, it might set you on fire.

FAMIGLIA MEETING and other stuffs

Greetings fellow members of our beloved gangsta family ;D

The Lovely Rai and I will be returning from Oceania Headquarters and the North American Headquarters in a couple of weeks for an important family gathering. As you all know, Ethie the Great will be leaving for Europe Headquarters quite soon to serve as the Branch Chief and both Rai and I will be returning to our respective bases. Therefore we must meet to share and discuss important events that have occurred in the past six months for future reference.

This is also known as the:

MAKAN MAKAN PENANG TRIP

Date: Unknown

Time: All Day ;D

Venue: PENANG, and everything that is edible in it.

SO HOW SO HOW?????? This is like, the highlight of coming home, man.....

And I would like to propose a FAMILY MEETING

FAMILY MEETING

Date: Unknown

Time: As long as it takes

Venue: Rei's house I mean, I don't know yet XD

Dress Code: WHITE top & BLACK pants/skirt/whatever... preferably ;D (if you choose to defy the boss's words and wear a rainbow hat or something, then.... nothing will happen anyway XD)

THE OFFICIAL FAMILY PHOTO WILL BE TAKEN DURING THE FAMILY MEETING because for fun lah...

That is all

Be Good

Eat all your veg

Don't talk to strangers

Your beloved Boss

PS I HAVE AN ENGLISH PAPER TO SIT FOR AKJGJSABSYATV *shoots self*

*edit I HAS SAT FOR MY ENGLISH PAPER KAJAYBDVATSY *shoots self again*

HELLOOOO.

Alor, salut, guten morgen and WELCOME TO FRANCE.

I mean.

Greetings from your very holy and wondrous Capo di Capi Re :D

Anywayyy. I am blogging now to tell you of a social experiment I conducted on various factions of our mafia family and several outsiders. Basically, what I did was send an SMS saying "WHO'RE YOU GONNA CALL? GHOSTBUSTERS!" to various people...

And here are the results!

Rei Jun: "Lol... There ain't no ghosts?"

Ruri: "WHUT LOL."

Alex Fung: "Err no I was gonna call my mum about dinner... No idea about ghostbusters though"

Xienny: (50 years later) "Hey sorry! Was at qbay. tkwd event >.<"

My wife: "That was random. U weirdo!"

Hannah: (yet to reply, watch this space)

But the best reply award goes to Natassha. Here be the SMS war:

Natassha: "Wrong again. You call the local bomoh to rape the ghost."
Me: "What if it's consensual?"
Natassha: "What if it's not?"
Me: "The pants monster will rise."
Natassha: "WHICH PART."

DUM DUM DUMMMM

MUCHO LOVEEEE